Me: Happy anniversary, toots! (45)
Her: Yes. Happy anniversary.
Me: You're not working on your journal much today.
Her: Yeah.
[UPS delivers box]
Me: [Opens box] Huh. Did you order a quart &1/2 of glue? And 200 glue sticks? WTF?
Her: Well, I ran out of glue.
Me: OMG. Well enjoy journaling again, lol.