When I lived in Denver for a year (1983), a newish suburb was upset about a strip club. The club pre-dated the city, by decades, but the council managed to get their liquor license suspended.
The next week the club opened up, selling $5 Coca-Cola, as an all-ages club.
A Denver Post reporter visited, and reported on the junior-high kids parked on stools, marveling at the bored, naked girl with dirty feet desultorily gyrating on the stage.
It took another week, but things went back to normal.
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