So last night I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you hold every object you own and if it does not bring you joy, you throw it away.

So far I have thrown out all the vegetables, my pants, the electric bill, the bathroom scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.

I feel much less cluttered today, though my co-workers keep looking at me oddly. I guess maybe I should have kept at least one pair of pants.