Shakespeare:
In Much Ado About Nothing, Constable Dogberry uses multiple malapropisms—At one point, he says, “Our watch, sir, have indeed comprehended two auspicious persons.” There are two malapropism examples in this line: He should have said “apprehended,” not “comprehended,” and “suspicious” rather than “auspicious.”
@corlin The "auspicious" error is understandable since 's' is next to 'a' on a qwerty keyboard. 😜😜
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