I am not a person who normally wakes up talking. I need some time to acclimate to the state of awakeness. My neighbor, not so much. He wakes up with full conversations on his lips. I don’t think his mind stops at all to sleep. This morning I was granted access to his ideas for selling his collection of Monopoly games and the $1000 bike he just repaired. Divorce is expensive.

Anyone want a house? It’s going up for sale soon or for auction if the bank so chooses. I do hope no Trumper buys it.