(Trump answers phone)
"Hello, Greatest president of all time, this is IT and we need to verify your password."
Trump: "I don't know my password"
"It's probably on the back of a business card in your wallet that reads 'Donald Trump - Stable Genius'"
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/08/10/trump-campaign-hack-00173503

Trump: "OK, do you have a pen?"