You are 25 times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than by a shark...
...and I've been ordered by the court to apologize for that.
@chaos440 Heck, you’re 50 times more likely to be bitten by me than by a shark if you’re a MAGAt.
@chaos440 To be fair, I'd rather be bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.
@chaos440 😆