Got any MAGA relatives who are still expecting a gift despite your political differences? Here’s what you do: tell them you’ve managed to buy them one or more of the #Trump trading cards, right before they sold out, and that the directions to download them will be e-mailed to them. When they don’t get an e-mail, tell them to check their spam folder. If they even know what that is, they’ll probably get sidetracked with all the scams, and you won’t hear from them for a while, if ever.