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So my wife is cool as hell and very attractive. We have had many people kind of falling for her over the years, that a joke has arrived of me just saying "My Wife". I'm not a jealous type, its pretty much a joke and reminder of boundaries.
She just came home and said she made a new friend who gave her multiple hugs. I said "My Wife" and she laughed saying this new friend had a boyfriend.
She just texted my wife saying it was a shame she was married and I was a lucky fucker.
I TOLD HER!!!!!!
I immediately also took the phone in my hand, called her phone, and said "I CALLED IT!!!!!"
She's always so down on herself, thinking no one could like her.