Today I was called a “Civil Bitch.” It made me question myself because I know I can be sarcastic. I hope that is not what I am. But then again, is there something wrong when I tell the truth & I try to be kind at the same time? Or maybe I’m a bitch & I just don’t know it.
@carmahaz Well, that's a neat trick. Now I want someone to call *me* that! I usually just got "uppity bitch"!
@AvaSpeaksUp I think they are almost synonymous lol
@carmahaz But it's practically the *one kind* of bitch I've never been called.... I feel almost left out!! LOL!!
@carmahaz I mean, come on... at varying times in my life there have been (join in ladies if you've heard any of these or if I miss any):
* uppity bitch
* skinny bitch
* fat bitch
* teeny (tiny) bitch
* little bitch
* brainy bitch
* stupid bitch
* too smart for her own good bitch
* too big for her britches bitch
* blonde bitch
* poor bitch
* skanky bitch
* white bitch
* puta bitch
* broke (ass) bitch
* rich (ass) bitch
and the ever popular favorite:
* fucking bitch.
But not ONCE a civil one!!
@AvaSpeaksUp so there is also stuck up bitch. My favorite is when I am called a ‘Cunt’...my response has become ‘you mean THUNDER CUNT’, right!?! @carmahaz words have power and I take back the power 😉
@Thumprhare @AvaSpeaksUp @carmahaz Exactly this! Words have power. WORDS HAVE POWER. It’s why I use language as I do. I’m a tiny thing but you’d better believe people snap too & pay attention when I drop a motherfucker or other such harsh language. It’s the shock I think of the package not matching the contents, but at this point whatever works...I’ll take shock value for now.
@Evvie @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare Yes, my daughter in law is 4’7” and she is dangerous. If someone pats her on the head (as some people ridiculously dare to do) they just might loose their hands. What I find even more ridiculous is when fools blurt, wow, you’re (or she’s) short. I’ve taken to replying OMG I never noticed that, thanks for telling me. She’s a junior high science & math teacher. That makes her ferocious IMO
@carmahaz @Thumprhare @AvaSpeaksUp @Evvie Oh bother those dolts. No one goes up and says for instance, wow, your nose is big, or you're crippled. Why is it ok to some braindead oafs to comment personally on any item of appearance? What rock were some people *raised* under?
*I know it is reared, that you rear children and raise horses, but...
@USAPatriot @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare @carmahaz here...they point out crippled. I’ve been called a cripple several times since moving the the country...but I’m the jerk if I find that offensive 🙄
@Evvie @USAPatriot @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare My beloved Uncle was the most brilliant & funny man. Though, his wit was hard core & could cut like a knife. He also had sma and used a wheel chair from 12 years old. He would call himself a cripple all the time & once he told me about a card for the windows of able-bodied that took the disabled parking. It said “this parking is for the disabled not the retarded.” I was shocked. He said he didn’t have to be PC & to lighten up. He’s in heaven now.
@carmahaz @Thumprhare @AvaSpeaksUp @Evvie he is also in my heart. CarmaHaz Uncle rocks!
@USAPatriot @Evvie @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare Uncle story2. We liked to drink& play Boggle.We were at a picnic table playing boggle, philosophizing & well into our cups. He said to me Car... would you back me up.Me:I’ll always have your back uncle & went on re. my deep abiding love. Finally he said No,damnit would you back me up you’ve spilt the beer in my lap, I’m drenched now,
@carmahaz @USAPatriot @AvaSpeaksUp @Thumprhare 😂🤣😂 I LOVE it!
@carmahaz @Thumprhare @AvaSpeaksUp @Evvie
Awww. Stylish! That is living life, really digging in and getting a feel for the flow.
@carmahaz @Thumprhare @USAPatriot @Evvie
I love your Uncle now too!! That's fucking funny!!