Aight fuckers.

I’m annoyed.

You have filters. You have mute. You have block.

You make your own algorithm here.

You are responsible for the content you consume. Everywhere, but especially here.

It is not my nor anyone else’s responsibility to shield you from our thoughts and conversations.

Your bitching and moaning is making people want to not talk out loud here. You are literally defeating the purpose of good social media.

Cut it the fuck out.

Use your own goddamn tools.

If someone pisses you off for not filtering themselves for you, little princess of pea-noticing fame, fuckin block them, don’t throw a bitch fit that will make them stop posting.

Your temper tantrum just got shit all over MY timeline.

Fuck you. Your job is to moderate what you see, not to moderate what other people post, so long as it’s not against the rules… and even then, it’s still not your job. It’s Jester’s. You can report. It’s not your job to harass and berate people into silence.

So here’s a taste of your own fuckmothering medicine.

Quit bein a ballsack and toughen up, it’s the god damned Internet. Welcome to hell, in case you haven’t noticed, this is just one of the least deep circles.

OR, wear a cup so nothing stiffer than a gentle breeze can ruffle your jimmies.

(That’s the filters and blocks and mutes, if you didn’t catch my meaning.)

You don’t like what I’m sayin, or don’t like the way I’m sayin it? Too bad. Block me, fucko. That’s what the button is for.