@th3j35t3r I would actually argue that he doesn't even have that. A good Barker entices you into buying the ticket for the show. Other than the smooth brains already indoctrinated into the cult, who the fuck listens to his call and thinks "yeah, I'll buy that ticket." today?

The dude is an orange sack of rotten potatoes. He's not qualified to be Top Billed Clown. Shit, I'm not sure he belongs in the clown car. He belongs in a home with 24hr supervision.