fuck i have far fewer friends than I just now realized.
SO I GUESS I WILL SPILL MY GUTS ALL OVER YOU FOLKS

Look at this beautiful, weird "half-size" bike! I bought it for a pretty decent 150! throttle is dead, and the battery indicator attached to the throttle is dead, but the key, which is hanging on to said throttle and indicator by two live wires, works! and unfortunately the previous owner never tested the pedal assist, which means: if you pedal, the motor will kick in and 'assist' you 1/2