ON this date in 2001 - Lance Armstrong became the first American to win three consecutive Tours de France.

Of course, the fact he was 'juiced' and that his balls had mostly shriveled up to nothing was lost on everyone save for Cheryl Crow.

Bun just said, "His lies would catch up to him, and he lost the chick too..."

Mr. Purple replied "Dude lost his soul, man, he lost his soul..."