On the pencil sharpener front:
New sharpener arrived, installed and boom pow got hit with <mumble> years' old memories of elementary school, being tasked to empty the shavings.
Know what I'm talking about?
@b4cks4w I can smell that thing from here.
@kel the scent's exactly what zapped my brain.
@b4cks4w Now you just need a chalkboard, chalk, and erasers. And maybe a mimeograph.
@LiberalLibrarian mmmm methyl alcohol.
I have chalk. I have _ Hagoromo Fulltouch Chalk_. Good on that score.
@b4cks4w Thx for the memories. I can smell those shavings now from <mumble>