So Uhm. I've determined we're the only house on the street out. I tried calling the power company but my phone won't connect to the 1-800 number. The main breaker won't set in any position... and I don't know what the fuck could be wrong. I called my parents, they're on the phone with the power company but no idea what happened.
Sounds like your breaker went tits-up, maybe.
@b4cks4w Uncle said the reason the main probably wouldn't throw was it was still overheated. By going over and back it had time to cool and thus throw again. But holy crap my heart rate still hasn't started to come down from the scare of that main blowing in front of me... 😳 @mcfate