So Uhm. I've determined we're the only house on the street out. I tried calling the power company but my phone won't connect to the 1-800 number. The main breaker won't set in any position... and I don't know what the fuck could be wrong. I called my parents, they're on the phone with the power company but no idea what happened.
Sounds like your breaker went tits-up, maybe.
@b4cks4w @mcfate I turned them all off, and the main wouldn't throw. I went to my grandma's house and asked my visiting aunt for help. She followed me home, we did the same thing and it finally threw. Turning them back on the pool equipment one blew, and scared the shit out of me, and took the main out with it. They're all on now except the pool equipment. My uncle was called who's an electrician, says I should be fine as long as I don't try to turn on the pool 💩.