Stood exhausted in the shower with my head hanging down for too long and now I am stuck in an 80's sports montage and training to win a high school wrestling tournament.
The struggle is real.
Which is the name of the Hallmark channel movie I'm now starring in.
Send help
You guys I don't even like wrestling
I just had to answer the door- it was a group of high schoolers calling me "new kid" and telling me I'm "going down."
I managed to get them to leave, but no sooner had I closed the door than the bell rang again- this time being a person claiming to be my principal, calling me a slacker, and threatening to kick me off the team.
I just wanted a simple shower you guys
@YouInMyEye It very well might all have been an indigestion dream.
A blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato... 😁