Stupid tour guide humor ... Whilst tagging along on a docent's walking tour of Udvar-Hazy today ...

Docent: "Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were two of the Apollo 11 astronauts. Does anyone remember who the third was?"

Me: "The first director of the National Air and Space Museum!"

We laugh. No one else does. 🙄

(Spoiler ... Apollo 11 astronaut Michael Collins was the first director of the NASM.)