“Let’s get this showboat on the river!”
—Weird phrases I say 😂 Let’s hear some of yours!
damnit janet!
lord luv a duck
fudge nubbit (a holdover for when i couldn't curse b/c my son was young). '
@Valkyrie_D
We'll jump off that bridge when we get to it!
@Valkyrie_D "Shit happens, then you flush."
"Mockingbirds don't like carrots." That's "jin-yoo-wine old people advice," used to fuck with youngsters' heads. It has no meaning beyond the literal and was inspired by a mockingbird chick I raised that sampled boiled carrots on my dinner plate one night. The little bird shook his head and made a "yuck" face. Hilarious! 😂🥰 So, mockingbirds literally don't like carrots. 😉
@Valkyrie_D Fudge buckets.
I have impressionable teenagers in this house.
“It ain’t the falling tree that’ll get ya, it’s the slipped choker.”
Old logging warning.
@Valkyrie_D Jesus Christ Monkeyballs 👍
@Valkyrie_D Via con huevos.
@Valkyrie_D Also, "Nice almost meeting you!"
@Valkyrie_D Just between you and me and a lamp post.