Dear Typhoid Mary who sat next to me on the plane and coughed for 10 hours,

Please go walk barefoot on legos for your next trick.

Signed,
I wore a mask and was fully vaxed but got COVID anyway.

@TheRealDelia When Covid first hit here, before the vaccine was even available, I was at work and this one old guy came in wearing a mask, he started coughing and lowered his mask off so he could cough all over everything, then once his coughing fit was over, he put his mask back up. 🙄