Important Safety Tip People:
National Park Service urges visitor not to LICK TOXIC PSYCHEDELIC TOADS.
Because HUMANS Make the TOADS SICK.
@TheNewsOwl Funny, but dang it. This is why we can't have nice things
One would have thought licking poisonous toads was obvious...
@TheNewsOwl Never been tempted to lick a frog
@TheNewsOwl Damn!! There goes my weekend plans...
@TheNewsOwl err what should you do if the toad licks you? π΅βπ«
@TheNewsOwl I hear you shouldnβt lick batteries either π
@TheNewsOwl There's big government again telling us what we can't do. Everyone should be able to lick a toad anytime they wish. π
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