If you're turned into a vampire after hitting middle age, what's even the point?
@TheCard Presumably, immortality, super strength, incredible vigor, the ability to change shape, cloud minds, turn to mist, be invulnerable to most forms of harm, fly, see through the eyes of beasts, command lesser creatures, and perform acts of sorcery unavailable to mortals.
Other than that, nothing off the top of my head.
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@TheCard Also, at age 45, I was able to lift a full grown man over my head, walk dozens of miles without tiring, and participated in several exciting drug-fueled orgies. All while married to my devoted husband who I am likewise devoted to.
Don't knock middle age.
@TheCard going out every night is for the young guys.
@TheCard If it meant my knees would stop hurting every morning, I'd feast upon the innocent by night, whether it extended my life or not. 😉
@TheCard LOL, starting my day with this.