Lest anyone doubt my utter lack of life experience, I'm 10 days away from turning 39, and yesterday marked my first time sitting on a pair of eyeglasses.
@danialexis Amazingly, the glasses in question didn’t break. I think I realized my error *just* before the point of no return.
@TheCard If it helps, I'm 40 and a half and I have yet to sit on mine.
I've broken them clean in half in freak accidents on three separate occasions, but I have yet to sit on them.