If the Ghost of Christmas Past takes me back to the year I got Bubsy 3D instead of Crash Bandicoot, would that not be a justification for my lack of humanity instead of a repudiation of it?
@TheCard It would certainly explain a great deal.
(I asked for a Nintendo when I was 8 and got my first gun instead, because my mother feared video games would make me "violent." My mother is weird.)
@TheCard I hunted a lot of tin cans. Regular infestation on the garden fence.