Good morning everybody!!
It's frreezing outside!!
I'm out of coffee!!
Quelle Disastre!!😱 😱
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
COFFEE EMERGENCY. PLEASE SEND COFFEE.... https://counter.social/media/qzIL9l6HYf8gbHmimso
@TheAbbotTrithemius OMG!!! What can I do to help?? I can give blood, gather canned goods, or, y'know, send vibes. Seriously, though, no coffee would be one of my worst nightmares, and I'm getting ready to toot about coffee, so you might not want to read it . . .
ERMAGHERD!! DON'T BE TOOTIN YER DELISCIOUS COFFEE IN MY FACE...
NO, I HAVE BANANAS!
@TheAbbotTrithemius @counterzero I think you need to call 911!!