I think anytime Vance goes down this buffoonish avenue of weirdness, no matter how debunked it is, he equally be taken to task for his sexual compulsivity with couches and when he says there’s no validity to that story, the interviewer simply says it was confirmed by the same individual who says there’s “pet-eating” in Springfield, Ohio and that said person has photos he’s going to share.

And just stays with it, no matter how much of an indignant dick-mode JD goes into.