What the hell is French dry cleaning anyway?!
Do the French have some sort of fancy dryness ??!!
Not going to Google it. Nope. I just want to be able to say… What the hell is French dry cleaning anyway!?!!!!?!!??!
And say it with conviction!
Fuckin yeah, right??!?!? What the fuck is one hour Martinizing?!?!
What is up with this Martin!?!? Is he French??!!
… wrong guesses only!
it’s when you get your laundry back with the delicate scent of cheese @TheAbbotTrithemius
The scent of cheese and a fine dry wine, from France!!?!?
yes, and! It turns its nose up at you when you pick it up! Shocking, as one did not even realize laundry had a nose to begin with! @TheAbbotTrithemius
@Armchaircouch @TheAbbotTrithemius
I'm sorry... Mais non... I cannot be YOUR laundry....
@TheAbbotTrithemius: It’s just like regular dry cleaning, just with tongue action.
Alright, you own that theory then, seems really inefficient though…
@TheAbbotTrithemius . It's licked clean.
Two votes for using tongue. Discuss with @thedisasterautist your fellow gustationist! 😛👅
@TheAbbotTrithemius @thedisasterautist . Thanks, I think.
@TheAbbotTrithemius And just what the hell is one hour Martinizing??