Ever walk into a rental and say to yourself, "This is where a murderhobo lives?" Total "basement in Silence of the Lambs" vibe.
The kitchen bathroom had a sewer grate of metal. That's probably where they buried the children's bodies. Or it might have been in the shared central heating cubby with all the dust and cobwebs and killer clowns.
Nice kitchen though! For a murderbasement. But the lack of a walk in cooler and meat hooks kinda makes it tough to use the kitchen for it's intended purpose.
I now want to take all my friends 'round to see this place.
"Let me show you the murder basement."
There's a punch code for the door and no cameras. It's a total body dump just waiting for a fresh corpse.
I find myself looking for more horrifying rentals to share with @PlagueHouse. Honestly, there are a lot of them - from the super compact place with fridge doors on backward right next to the stove to the hundreds of places with the kindergarten toilets - but I don't think anything will beat the Murder Basement.
The Murder Basement was special. I'll never forget our brief time together.
Ooh, for my rental fails file, this was particularly egregious. 😅🐺
This was a 4/3.5, 2,000sqft.
I have to imagine it was just a complete dorm situation inside that unit. Everything looked cramped and narrow.
But this shower really took the cake.
Ooh! Just ran across a fresh MurderBasement for @PlagueHouse!
This one has the usual NextBrick BRIGHT filter on all their otherwise windowless murder rooms.
This one sports long rooms, perfect for the echoing screams of your victims. With a tiled entryway and a complete lack of a living room you have easy cleanup while dragging the bodies straight from the backyard door to the spartan "kitchen."
$2,000/month.
It's got the same door punch-code entry as the original Murder Hobo House! OMG, this might be the same owners!
Ran across an AI chatbot trying to scam renters. I was 95% sure it was an AI before the "drive by" comment, but this part of the exchange clinched it.
