Ever walk into a rental and say to yourself, "This is where a murderhobo lives?" Total "basement in Silence of the Lambs" vibe.
The kitchen bathroom had a sewer grate of metal. That's probably where they buried the children's bodies. Or it might have been in the shared central heating cubby with all the dust and cobwebs and killer clowns.
Nice kitchen though! For a murderbasement. But the lack of a walk in cooler and meat hooks kinda makes it tough to use the kitchen for it's intended purpose.
Tell me more. Is it single? 😍
Ish! It's in a polyamorous open marriage with the upstairs half of the house. The two are connected by a rickety horror-movie staircase; locked at the top with little more that a latch and an eye bolt.
So anyone upstairs could, conceivably, come down into the murder basement to, you know, murder the tenant after taking their security deposit - before dismembering them and shoving their parts down the huge loose metal grate in the kitchen bathroom.
I'll introduce the two of you.
Oh PH!! I’m so happy for you!!
@TBBW1
My up and down are a package deal, but I've never been on a date, so I'll try anything once. 😍
@thewrongmarianne I have a date!