Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that he would be making a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT today, December 15th.

What could it be?

Would he announce Kari Lake as his running mate?

Would he declare the Constitution null and void?

I joked that he was an angry rich guy with nothing to do, so he'd probably show up dressed as Batman.

Funny, right?

Batman.

And today, his MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT is...

...Trump Trading Cards with him photoshopped onto a comic book character.