21 y/o employee: "Bro. I went to my first metal concert last night."

Me: "Oh?"

Emp: "Yeah, there were some awesome older bands I hadn't heard of there!"

Me: "You're about to tell me about bands that came out and that I listened to in HS, aren't you?"

Emp: "IDK bro, it was these bands Static-X and Sevendust! It was awesome!"

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