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I'm not participating in XMAS.
Wife: ?
Me: The alcohol abuse and gluttony followed by months of self denial and suffering. I am skipping the cycle.
Wife: Yeah, we gotta stayin shape for a beach in Hawaii.
Me: By 'we', you mean you. I'm in great shape.
Wife: Not if you keep eating ice cream out of half gallon containers like you are now...
Me: 1.5 quarts, shrinkflation and you take one shot of Wegovy and you're talking shit. 😂
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Skipping Christmas may have ... unexpected side effects. 🙄😆
@danielbsmith I expect we'll be living that movie too someday.
@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN "Me: By 'we', you mean you. " Gonna miss you, Secret Asian man.