#badopeningsentences
He came to the conclusion that ducks were the least of his problems and things would really resolve themselves if he could just figure out how to hide the bodies.

@Kurtroedeger Sounds like you're having an exciting weekend 😄

@PurpleDragon

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Keep it down unless you have suggestions or a shovel.

@Kurtroedeger Will a wood chipper work? Saw one on fb marketplace this am. 😆

@PurpleDragon

🤔 We will have to put up some plastic or wear some rain coats.

#thisgotdark

@Kurtroedeger @PurpleDragon
Pond... Just point the output at a pond...

@InvaderGzim @PurpleDragon

That's still water, easy to dredge. You want moving water. 😏

I mean..... theoretically.

@InvaderGzim @PurpleDragon you know, aimed right, this could take care of the duck problem too. 🤔

@Kurtroedeger @PurpleDragon
See.... I'm a problem solver.

@InvaderGzim @Kurtroedeger And apparently an experienced body hider 😆
Duly noted for future, um, possible endeavors