There is NO PLACE ON THIS PLANET that you order 30 dollars in food to be delivered to your third floor apartment without an elevator - that you only tip your delivery person ONE FUCKING DOLLAR. NO WHERE - this massive affront to humanity is a one way ticket to "You should be so fucking grateful I am not a serial killer because I know your goddamned address now and you would be first on my list bitch".
@PirateWench Oh no! Who did that? Not to you?!
@elbutterfield Yep. Took a pizza delivery up three flights of stairs, they opened the door I got a contact high, and they handed me a dollar. A DOLLAR. And the thing that sucked most was that it was only 1.5 miles from the store, so I only got 90 cents more from milage! I hate people in Gainesville. I hate them.
@PirateWench That is just terrible. There should be a Yelp for bad customers.