There is NO PLACE ON THIS PLANET that you order 30 dollars in food to be delivered to your third floor apartment without an elevator - that you only tip your delivery person ONE FUCKING DOLLAR. NO WHERE - this massive affront to humanity is a one way ticket to "You should be so fucking grateful I am not a serial killer because I know your goddamned address now and you would be first on my list bitch".
@MrGoat I work for a "corporate" pizza joint. it's first in first out unfortunately, but we warn each other about the shit tippers and take our time getting to them if they end up on our queues
@PirateWench Meh. I'd get fired lol
@MrGoat I have tried. Honest to god I have tried. They like me too much... or they are sadists enjoying my pain.
@PirateWench Oh no! Who did that? Not to you?!
@elbutterfield Yep. Took a pizza delivery up three flights of stairs, they opened the door I got a contact high, and they handed me a dollar. A DOLLAR. And the thing that sucked most was that it was only 1.5 miles from the store, so I only got 90 cents more from milage! I hate people in Gainesville. I hate them.
@PirateWench That is just terrible. There should be a Yelp for bad customers.
@PirateWench Mhm...... >.> I know all about it and I don't take no tip orders.