There is NO PLACE ON THIS PLANET that you order 30 dollars in food to be delivered to your third floor apartment without an elevator - that you only tip your delivery person ONE FUCKING DOLLAR. NO WHERE - this massive affront to humanity is a one way ticket to "You should be so fucking grateful I am not a serial killer because I know your goddamned address now and you would be first on my list bitch".
@MrGoat I have tried. Honest to god I have tried. They like me too much... or they are sadists enjoying my pain.
@PirateWench Meh. I'd get fired lol