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“There is no greater love than to lay down one’s life for others. This is the spirit that forged America in her darkest hours, and this is the love that will lead America back to the summit of human achievement and greatness.”
Two words: Bone spurs.
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“ We must not criminalize dissent or demonize political disagreement. In that spirit, the Democrat Party should immediately stop weaponizing the Justice System and labeling their political opponent as an enemy of democracy, especially since that is not true, in fact, I am the one saving democracy for the people of our country”
I’m feeling really united right now.
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“ On Monday, a major ruling was handed down from a highly respected federal Judge in Florida, Aileen Cannon, finding that the prosecutor and the fake documents case against me were totally unconstitutional and the entire case was thrown out.”
Actually, she said Smith was “unconstitutionally made a special prosecutor” — she never said your case was unconstitutional. But you were never skilled at understanding nuance. Or facts. Or much of anything, really.
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“ If Democrats want to unify our country, they should drop these partisan witch hunts without delay, and allow an election to proceed that is worthy of our people.”
YOUR party said it wanted to unify Americans and there you go attacking Americans.
Hell, you’re a criminal. You literally were convicted.
You blame YOUR actions on others.
I’m sure it was the teleprompter’s fault.
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“Thank you, Melania, and thank you also for your beautiful letter to America calling for national unity. It captivated so many. I also want to thank my entire family—Don and Kimberly, Ivanka and Jared, Eric and Lara, Tiffany and Michael, Barron, and of course, my ten wonderful grandchildren.”
Who will help me dismantle the US government and establish a monarchy for, by and ruled by the Trump family.
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#politics #TrumpSpeech #Spew
“ And by the way, Wisconsin, we are spending over $200 million dollars here, creating jobs and other economic development all over the place—I hope you will remember this and give us your vote in November! We will Make Wisconsin Great Again, I promise.”
Remember Wisconsin, quid pro quo. You don’t hand me the presidency I’ll come down HARD.
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“ I am here tonight to lay out a vision for the whole nation. To every citizen, whether you are young or old, man or woman, Democrat, Republican, or Independent, black or white, Asian or Hispanic, I extend to you a hand of loyalty and friendship.
Together, we will lead America to new heights of greatness like the world has never seen before. ”
Don’t say “you’ll get tired of winning” — we saw what happened last time: 400,000 Americans dead.
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“ Under our leadership, the United States will be RESPECTED again. No nation will question our power. No enemy will doubt our might. Our borders will be totally SECURE. Our economy will soar. We will return LAW and ORDER to our streets, PATRIOTISM to our schools, and importantly, we will restore peace, stability, and harmony all throughout the world. “
Basically, this is the Cliff Notes version of Mein Kampf. The Cliff Notes of the Cliff Notes.
@feloneouscat Anakin Skywalker:
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.
Obi-Wan:
Your new empire?
Anakin Skywalker:
Don't make me kill you.
Obi-Wan:
Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to Democracy!
Anakin Skywalker:
If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy.
Obi-Wan:
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker:
You will try.