Who's the Latin book dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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You're damn right
@NiveusLepus I've got "Shaft" in my brainpan.
@LiberalLibrarian @NiveusLepus
Wasn't that the literal definition of squicking back in the day?
@LiberalLibrarian @NiveusLepus
mebbe. Forewarned is forearmed.
Let's just say the first step involves trepanning.
@sfleetucker That's what I thought. It was what I found. Oy. @NiveusLepus
@LiberalLibrarian @NiveusLepus What really sells it is the wet suctioning sounds.
Yesterday I learned that sumo wrestlers don't wash their loincloths.
Today, squicking.
It's been... interesting.
@LiberalLibrarian @NiveusLepus
Now is probably not a good time to mention goatse then...
@sfleetucker @LiberalLibrarian Oh Gods... it's not been long enough since I've last thought of that.
@NiveusLepus @LiberalLibrarian
The old internet wasn't safe either...
@sfleetucker @NiveusLepus @LiberalLibrarian I've managed to visit that site, (because of course I looked!), without going blind. I did startle a bit.
My spouse has corresponded with the person in that image for years (met them through social connections, not goatse), and says nothing but nice things. When I hear stories about them it's always (firstname) said so and so, not "the dude from goatse".
So it's always so weird to hear strangers talk about them that way. To us, they're (firstname).
@AskTheDevil @sfleetucker @LiberalLibrarian
That's cool! I don't know them, so I'm not certain if this would apply, other than they were the source of *that* image, but in my experience it's the stranger folks that are often among the most kind and welcoming
I say this as someone who is top shelf strange, but hey I find myself in good company
I'll be honest, I found the image shocking, but that's all it was. A sudden visceral reaction to having my homepage changed when I left my pc unlocked.
@AskTheDevil @sfleetucker @LiberalLibrarian
It was a prank at one of my IT jobs that made its way around the office.
It was how you were taught to lock your device when leaving.
You could get away with a lot more in the Early oughts.
@NiveusLepus @sfleetucker @LiberalLibrarian It's true! They hadn't made rules you couldn't do certain terrible things because we hadn't done them to make rules about yet!
Like how it used to be possible to replace someone's website with "I'm a deadbeat who doesn't pay their website developers".
@NiveusLepus @sfleetucker @LiberalLibrarian I would be annoyed if someone changed my home screen at all, much less to something that might shock or offend family or guests in my home that saw it by surprise.