I have pretentious gnats/fruit flies in my house right now.
It might seem hard to believe, but they are.
I tried trapping them with Apple Cider Vinegar. Got 1 or 2.
They kept trying to go after my whiskey drink, so I gave them their own.
Got 7 that first night.
Ok you guys like whiskey, here, let’s try some Maker’s Mark.
Nope. Not one all night.
Put the Whistle Pig in it. There are at least 10 crawling on the glass.
I have pretentious gnats/fruit flies. 🤷♀️
Now to find where they are coming from.
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Found where they were coming from and the reason they were pretentious.
Forgotten Purple Potatoes.
They were born of pretentiousness. They were raised in it. 🤣🤣🤣