@Armchaircouch @MrGoat no

@Beanc @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

Here's a link debunking it

https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/jd-vance-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-that-couch-the-viral-hoax-about-vance-a-glove-and-a-sofa-explained

Sure gave me the giggles for a bit, even so <3

😁 same gf! lolll @Minholkin @Beanc @MrGoat

@Minholkin @Beanc @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

The author of that article needs to check their bias too, because everyone falls for the lies.

I would wonder if they believe the stuff about the pizza restaurant and the dungeon based upon his assessment.

Regarding the Vance story. I know someone who lost their virginity to a couch, so it is very plausible, especially with the title of his supposed memoir.

@sentientdessert @Minholkin @Armchaircouch @MrGoat *will not enter theoretical discussion over whether couch sex qualifies as losing virginity……will NOT”

@Beanc @sentientdessert @Minholkin @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

It only counts if you cum...

So I've heard 😳🤪🤷‍♂️

@killingfloorman Tell that to the couch!
@Beanc @sentientdessert @Minholkin @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

@BillyBones @Beanc @sentientdessert @Minholkin @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

I was talking about the couch you selfish bastard 😳🤣

DYING 😂 @killingfloorman @BillyBones @Beanc @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat

@killingfloorman @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

.

@Beanc where to begin? 🤔🤣

@BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

@killingfloorman @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @Armchaircouch @MrGoat
Fair

@Beanc @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

This thread is definitely CoSo hall of fame worthy

❤️ ❤️ SO much needed laughs ya'll... and if any of you post grapefruit pics in future, WE'LL ALL KNOW.

@killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat @kel @th3j35t3r @stueytheround

@Armchaircouch It's the watermelons that you really need to be wary of... @killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r @stueytheround

erm...boys are weird....
that is all.
😂

@kel @killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r @stueytheround

@Armchaircouch M'lady, it has taken you until now to come to this conclusion? My! What a sheltered existence you have enjoyed! @kel @killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r

oy! Ya'll are another level! ❤️ XO
@stueytheround

// @kel @killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r

@Armchaircouch Here's a thing.
Nowehere else on the internet have I ever seen men being unashamedly the 13 year old boys we really all are, *with* women involved in the conversation, without a hint of misogyny but totally open to laughing with each other and at ourselves. This is the real "locker-room talk" and it's wonderful, don't you think‽

// @kel @killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r

:) hahaha this is true for most, I think. Stu!! @stueytheround @kel @killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r

@stueytheround I agree and very good point. It doesn't hurt that we've got a great group of friends here. It's not *just* the CoSo vibe, it's that a lot of us have formed a real bond over the last years and are pretty much all of the same mindset 😀

@Armchaircouch @kel @killingfloorman @Beanc @sentientdessert @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r

@kel If it is larger than egg, walnut, kiwi size, seek a doctor. Testicular cancer exists...

and it's why my brother calls me the Uniballer.

@Armchaircouch @killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r @stueytheround

yeah I'm not sure that's what Kel *meant, BUT, thank you for this important PSA, too!
@sentientdessert @kel @killingfloorman @Beanc @BillyBones @Minholkin @MrGoat @th3j35t3r @stueytheround

@Minholkin @Beanc @Armchaircouch @MrGoat 😂

I just looked it up!! I assumed it was true!! 😂😂
oh lord. the internet.
sigh. @Beanc @MrGoat

@Armchaircouch Well that's a shame because almost the whole internet thinks it's true now, and JD is stuck with it.

@Beanc @MrGoat

@stueytheround @Armchaircouch @MrGoat indeed

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat

Yep - that's actually not factually correct. It was two sandwich bags of chopped liver stuffed between the slats on a space-heater.

@th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch @MrGoat ewwwwww

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat

^^^ I'm no expert though. @kel knows more about this stuff than me. 👍

@th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch @MrGoat @kel uhhh that sentence has whole new meaning attached to this convo 😅

@th3j35t3r I thought the liver was meant to go in a jam jar. I've been doing it wrong *all these years*!

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

@stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

You had jam??!??!!

Fucking snob. 😂

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@th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel
Wouldn’t preserves be better? Added texture and all that. 🤔

@Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

Those jars are too small and not deep enough.

@Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc

Although Vance could probably get away with them.

@th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel
I hear some like a snug fit?

..I stepped away for 5 minutes.... 😂 what on earth! 😂 @Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

@Armchaircouch @Faay @stueytheround @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

@kel started it!

@Armchaircouch @Faay @stueytheround @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

@th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch @stueytheround @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

😂 yeah, I SEE YOU @th3j35t3r @Faay @stueytheround @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

@Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

This whole conversation...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu6g5h_8pw8

@sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel this is up there with the "microwaved grapefruit while listening to only words thing"

@sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @MrGoat @kel

Not going to ask.

Not going to ask.

@Beanc @sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @MrGoat @kel it was about Devin Nunes if that helps

@sheseala No. It really doesn't 🤣🤣 @Beanc @sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch @MrGoat @kel

@Beanc @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

All I will say is that there's a movie called "American Pie."

It may or may not depict the single best moment of JD Vance's life, and why he's currently banned from being anywhere near freshly baked pastry products. 🤫

@kel Oh he went there, ladies and gentlefreaks.

@Beanc @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

@stueytheround @kel @Beanc @sheseala @sentientdessert @th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch @MrGoat
Has to be better than chopped liver in baggies in a space heater I’d think.

@Faay @stueytheround @kel @Beanc @sheseala @sentientdessert @th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch @MrGoat

Ew

@evistre @Faay @stueytheround @kel @Beanc @sheseala @sentientdessert @th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch So you've just gotta get two balloons. and a glove. and some imagination.

@sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

WTH!?!?!? What kind of pervert are you?!?!?

@th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @kel Don't tell all you know. You're like that kid in health class in 9th grade who asked the teacher in front of the whole class why his left nut hung lower than his right.

@MrGoat @th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @kel

Hard lesson to learn, wasn’t it Goat?