As self-elected head of #Coso Complaint department I have a message.
If you have a complaint about something here or how it works and it's not legitimate, please write it down on a piece of paper and shove it up your ass.
As the regional director of the Department for Complaining About Complaints,
I must address the issue of this address to redress that this is an improper waste of company resources,
and instead suggest complaints be typed digitally onto a tablet or laptop,
and then inserted.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
@Pungent They could just write it on their hand and shove that up there. =)
Good idea, but I would suggest their forehead.
@MrGoat
Over a projected timeline, the energy saved by removing the ability to continue making frivolous claims is decidedly a better outcome than vast deforestation.