@Pungent The cost of a new digital device for each complaint vs. paper is way way up there.
Over a projected timeline, the energy saved by removing the ability to continue making frivolous claims is decidedly a better outcome than vast deforestation.
@Pungent They could just write it on their hand and shove that up there. =)
Good idea, but I would suggest their forehead.
@MrGoat As redundant chair of the Redundant Department of Redundancy Department, I would like to remind everyone that as an alternative to the above, /dev/null is always ready and able to take your complaints.
@MrGoat
As the regional director of the Department for Complaining About Complaints,
I must address the issue of this address to redress that this is an improper waste of company resources,
and instead suggest complaints be typed digitally onto a tablet or laptop,
and then inserted.
Thank you, and have a nice day.