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My child got off the bus with a face full of distress and holding her backpack as far from her body as possible, crossing the street and sidewalk and dropping it in the grass like a hot potato.
Why?
Because a little second grade weirdo called Ava licked her backpack.
Licked. Her. Backpack.
@MotherDucker 😂 little kids are weird
@MotherDucker Ooooh! Cooties! Seems to me to be what teachers call “a teaching moment.”
@MotherDucker You know, sometimes you just gotta taste things.
@MotherDucker. 😆