Also how can anchovies just slip under the radar while everyone is dragging pineapple through the mud.
#pizzawar #whataboutism (probably)

There are also swaths of people who convince themselves that baked cauliflower and cheese paste is as delicious as a pizza crust.

There are people who put the TOPPINGS under the sauce like absolute agents of chaos.

I’m just saying, if you want to come for pineapple, why stop there? Burn it all down!

#pizzawar #anarchy

(Also these look delicious. Let’s start with that banana curry pizza. 🤤 https://www.lovetoknow.com/food-drink/meal-ideas/20-unusual-pizza-toppings-that-are-out-box )

@MotherDucker If the toppings are under the sauce then they aren't toppings now are they? .... Your argument is invalid.

@MrGoat my good sir, I shan’t refer to them as bottomings. I’m a fucking lady.

@MrGoat although, I suppose they’d technically be middlings. 😅