I always thought it’d be cool to be one of those fellows you see in the spy movie who runs the safe house, just waiting for shit to hit the proverbial.

I bet I’m wrong though. I bet it’s dreary as fuck.

I bet they insist you drive a boring car too.

@MookyTroubadour minivan.

@kismatt @MookyTroubadour
but you're allowed to have it be a Nissan Rogue, the edgy mom car.

@AlphaCentauri @kismatt I was figuring it’d be a windowless panel van with “Ace Tomato Co.” painted on the side.