I always thought it’d be cool to be one of those fellows you see in the spy movie who runs the safe house, just waiting for shit to hit the proverbial.
I bet I’m wrong though. I bet it’s dreary as fuck.
I bet they insist you drive a boring car too.
@MookyTroubadour PS: I drive a boring car lol
No federal witnesses in my house that I know of
@kismatt @MookyTroubadour
but you're allowed to have it be a Nissan Rogue, the edgy mom car.
@AlphaCentauri @MookyTroubadour the edgy SOCCER mom car lol
@AlphaCentauri @kismatt I was figuring it’d be a windowless panel van with “Ace Tomato Co.” painted on the side.
@AlphaCentauri @kismatt front tires different from the back tires. You know.
@MookyTroubadour @AlphaCentauri "Bob's Plumbing".
And have a shit-ton of antennae all over it
@kismatt OOF! They’re killing me and it’s not even my job. I don’t think they’re keen on having potheads work those kinds of jobs.