@poemblaze Miss Swallows should have reconsidered Mr Cox.
@poemblaze I mean sure, groan, but I saw this one in the announcements section of the newspaper ages ago a la a Jay Leno show or similar.
@MookyTroubadour That is unfortunate.
@MookyTroubadour There are towns in Illinois named Normal and Oblong. There was a "famous" marriage in 1971: "Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman." People claimed that was the headline, but it has never been found. It's what people wished the headline was.
@MookyTroubadour Groan