Reprising this from 4 Years Ago...
America of the Future...
Math Teacher: Okay Students, get your workbooks out, we're doing our counting lesson.
Son of GOP Parent: We don't call that counting anymore
MT: What do you call it?
Son of GOP P: Stealing...
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MT: Okay Students, get your workbooks out, those of you who follow science, we're going to learn counting, those of you who lost your shit years ago, we're going to learn more about how those freaking demonic pedophiliacs steal...
S of GOP P: Democracy is about compromise...
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