@BillyBones Three awesome things about Cassandra who plays Elvira:
1 Her legs are underrated!
2 She's a natural redhead
3 She's a happily married lesbian 🏳️🌈
Today, as in most days of my choosing, I'm from Missouri...
SHOW ME THOSE UNDERRATED LEGS...
NOW
Okay Stuey, I'm going back and updating my google review on Elvira's legs...
Gonna include a comment about those stockings, you know, just to spice up the review for more likes.
@Madken65 @stueytheround @BillyBones Oh her red hair is so pretty! I had no idea!
@NiveusLepus @stueytheround @BillyBones
Women hide stuff, it's an old feline trick...
@Madken65 @stueytheround @BillyBones
Well we have to keep the menfolk guessing. That's half the fun.
@BillyBones @NiveusLepus @stueytheround
I'm almost ready to market my x-ray glasses with the added feature of detecting female BS...
I'm expecting huge sales
@stueytheround @BillyBones
Just as David Byrne once said,
"I'M STILL WAITING..."